Frank and Ernest by Thaves for April 23, 2006
History Museum "Ernie, it says this pharaoh chided his people on their morals." "King Tut-Tut!" "Golf was played in ancient Greece - There was a short course right near a temple." "The Parthreenon!" "This guy traveled all over the South Pacific teaching the natives to wear clothes." "The Thousand Island dressing!" "And this exhibit is about the time a famous World War Two general visited the submarine fleet..." "Patton down the hatches!"