Frank and Ernest by Thaves for June 22, 2003
"How's the new job, Ernie?" "GREAT! My boss really likes me...in fact, he likes me much more than the guy I work with." "How can you tell?" "At closing time we were given our next assignments. The other guy has to sweep the whole place, dust all the shelves, take inventory, and rearrange the stock." "And what about you?" "The only thing he told me to do was clean out my desk."