Frank and Ernest by Thaves for May 18, 2003
"Ernie, I just checked out the rough cut of your baseball instructional video, and it looks like there might be some problems." "There's a whole segment of you just swatting gnats!" "I can say that's a demonstration of how to catch flies." "You fell three times while trying to run around the bases." "I'll just call that "sliding techniques." "In the hitting section, you didn't make contact once." "That's not a problem..I'll change that segment to "Effective pitching." "And what about fielding grounders? Every time you bent over for a ball, it went between your legs!" "I'm way ahead of you, Frank..." "That's going to be the segment on pregame stretching!"