Frank and Ernest by Thaves for January 19, 2003
"Excuse me, sir, could you answer some questions for our survey on leisure activities?" "What games do you remember from childhood? I was never very good at hide-and-seek but I loved follow-the-leader!" "Do you enjoy spectator sports?" "I watch a lot of football, but mostly for the marching bands." "What type of restaurants do you prefer?" "Anywhere they serve link sausages!" "And what about the theater, do you have a favorite musical?" "I just never get tired of "a chorus line!"