Frank and Ernest by Thaves for November 11, 2001
"Ernie, how are you getting along with your basketball coach this season?" "FABULOUS!" "He must want me well-rested for the playoffs, because I hardly play at all now." "...And he must think I'm a great passer, because he's always telling me not to shoot!" "..And he must think I have all the plays down pat, because he just told me not to show up for practice anymore... yes, he obviously thinks I'm the strongest player on the team." "Because it's my job to carry other players' luggage!"