Frank and Ernest by Thaves for November 19, 2000
"A great meal! -- These folks call it 'Thanksgiving'!" "Personally, I won't really be thankful 'til they go home." "I've got news for you - they're not GOING home.. they aren't just summer people!" "They're not? Where'd they come from and how'd they get here?" "From England, and they came by boat." "See? I TOLD you sinking the Bering Land Bridge from Asia wouldn't be enough!"