“And her name was Maud” Old reference.
I thought the Vatican had better security. Letting Signore Lorenzo near his holiness is a big security flaw…
CARAPORAMAround here, donkeys are popular ranch guards to protect the herd from feral dog/coydog packs. A loud braying charge with ears back and teeth exposed would scare anything, even though the kick is their main weapon. Who says he isn’t part of the security system?