FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for June 05, 2023

gee, Andy, how can you tell?

He needs a caffeine IV.

keep dreaming lady

No you evil evil woman give the man his caffeine fix

Roger you’re gonna have to stop at a coffee shop on your way to work.

Roger just needs a little Vitamin S, Andy.

Augh! An invisible man!!!

Catch today’s Crabgrass strip for a fun surprise.

Two words, Roger: justifiable homicide.

He looks caffine!

He’s gonna need DoorDash to even get started to work. Of course that’ll be in about 20 years

I had to give up coffee because of ulcers. It just ain’t right.

Shortly after I retired I weaned myself off of caffeine. I don’t miss it and mornings are much more enjoyable now.

Rodger, fair is fair. no caffeine for you, no broccoli, cullafloweur and asparagus for Andy. Make her eat beef, pork and chicken.

You’re wrong.

I don’t notice any difference!

Roger is just a shell of himself without his morning coffee.

“I try to think but nothing happens!”

Just buy a bag of coffee beans and chew them every once in a while

I knew he was an empty suit.

Headless wonder?

She should get him to join “Coffaholics Anonymous”…

He phasing in and out of the comic strip. Only caffeine can bring back to reality.

How in the world is Roger supposed to drive?? He can’t even get dressed. Poor guy.

Don’t you just hate it when someone else decides how you feel?

Can’t the woman admit she was wrong?