Jason, just do it your way. Switch the ball for a appropriately sized laser guided missile, preferably without the explosive. Swing the club to get it going and then point the laser at the hole. You should get a hole-in-one every time. The drawback with this is that your dad will now sign you up for every golf competition he can find. The better idea might be to beat your dad by a few strokes. Hopefully he will stop asking you to play if you always beat him.
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