FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for May 13, 2022

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    Храм С.О.Д. (Templo S.U.D. ucraniano)  3 months ago

    and a boat to get to said psychiatrist

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    C  3 months ago

    Water polo for dummies

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    sirbadger  3 months ago

    He needs balls that float.

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    Crow Eatery  3 months ago

    If the ball lands in the water hazard, how can you tell?

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    parforden  3 months ago


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    Bullet Bronson Premium Member 3 months ago

    He plays golf. Of course he needs a psychiatrist.

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    cdillon85  3 months ago

    Reminds me of a Dave Allen bit once, “The Mad Golfer rings up a friend and say’s ‘How ’bout a round?’ The friend says, ‘I can’t; we’re in mourning. My half-brother died.’ ‘Well, you could play nine holes.’”

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    Frog-on-a-Log Premium Member 3 months ago

    I can’t believe Peter is still there. I’d have left a long time ago!

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    seanfear  3 months ago

    and a doc for Pete after this – no way is getting out of this without flu

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    knutdl  3 months ago

    Where is Noah’s Ark?

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    dflak  3 months ago

    I imagine that playing golf in the rain reduces the distance on drives.

    I recently drove about 150 miles in heavy rain and my gas mileage was exceptionally poor. It takes more energy to push pieces of water out of the way (and also drive through about a standing inch of it) than it does to push pieces of air out of the way.

    A golf ball is more aerodynamic than my car, but a raindrop is much larger relative to a golf ball.

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    NeedaChuckle Premium Member 3 months ago

    Next, he breaks out the chess board.

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    Cozmik Cowboy  3 months ago

    my dad & 2 of his brothers took me golfing when I was nine or so. And then I thought, “Oh, good; I’ve done that, now I never have to do it again.”

    If you are under 55 and golf, you need mental health care. If you’re over 55 and golf, it’s too late for treatment.

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    jsimpso1  3 months ago

    Sigh. I’m just reminded of the interview that Bob Newhart gave about the creation of ‘The Bob Newhart Show’: “I didn’t have a lot of demands. I just didn’t want the show to be where dad’s a dolt that everyone loves, who gets himself into a pickle and then the wife and kids huddle together to get him out of it.” This whole ’Dad is so stupid" theme ranks right up there with the “Mom is a lousy driver” theme from the Sixties.

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    mindjob  3 months ago

    The psychiatrist is playing the next hole.

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    InuYugiHakusho  3 months ago

    Are you willing to pay for the therapy, Peter?

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    dv  3 months ago

    If Peter doesn’t like the rain he can come to California and play through a drought induced fire storm

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    Jogger2  3 months ago

    Reminds me of an incident in California in the 1990s. People were in a park when it started to rain. The park began to be flooded, and they had to get on top of their cars and wait for rescue. It turned out the park was supposed to be used as a park only during droughts. During rainy seasons, it was a detention basin.

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    BiggerNate91  3 months ago

    I guess I was wrong yesterday. It’s definitely not hyperbole.

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    Laurie Stoker Premium Member 3 months ago

    Got that right, Peter!

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