FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for October 28, 2021

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    legaleagle48  7 months ago

    Are you getting the message, Jason?

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    jpsomebody  7 months ago

    So that is the reason people wear sequins.

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    sirbadger  7 months ago

    She seems a bit salty.

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    Olddog04  7 months ago

    The warning should be heeded.

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    C  7 months ago

    Better up your game Jason

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    Wilde Bill  7 months ago

    “Here lies Andy who made Eggplant Tofu casserole 1 time too many”

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    Kim Metzger Premium Member 7 months ago

    Reminds me of a dumb Dexter joke I came up with years ago.

    Q: What drove Dexter to become a serial killer?

    A: Dee-Dee walked into his laboratory one time too many.

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    Qiset  7 months ago

    However, a pinch of salt in a gallon of milk will make it stay fresh longer.

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    Purple People Eater  7 months ago

    Jason needs this Halloween mask:

    https://www.startpage.com/av/proxy-image?piurl=https%3A%2F%2Fae01.alicdn.com%2Fkf%2FHTB1PhO8m_CWBKNjSZFtq6yC3FXaZ%2FFreddy-Vs-Jason-Mask-Jason-Voorhees-Mask-Cosplay-Helmet-Halloween-Resin-Mask-Props-High-Quality-Costume.jpg&sp=1635422042T939dc146473d294dd4f10c318b028a49e6900110bd759e6bd31e733b76ec2e93

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    chris_o42  7 months ago

    Turnabout is fair play, Jason.

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    dtdbiz  7 months ago

    How uncharacteristically creative of Paige. Touche!

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    tcayer  7 months ago

    The scariest thing is, he must be cut up into pieces to be in that many graves!

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    paranormal  7 months ago

    Jason must be part cat…

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    txmystic  7 months ago

    “Here lies Roger who tried to eat his age in platefuls one time too many”…

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    Silenced Victim Premium Member 7 months ago

    Seriously, Paige, enough. If you never wanted a brother, just say so. No need for so much bullying.

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    Stephen Gilberg  7 months ago

    So in her mind, he got either cloned or dismembered.

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