FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for September 11, 2021

Oh the school will be contacting your parents. Telling them how much it will cost to replace those three windows.

They can also successfully deal with kidney stones – and from a distance.

This is apparently a teacher. I can’t tell the difference between her, the sister, the mother, or any other female in the strip. Subtle, I suppose, but I need a guide book!

Only three? I’m so disappointed in you boys.

At least they in grain ed the history into the more alert class!

When I was a kid in school jets would fly over from the airport and they would fly low in those days. The windows would shake and things would rattle. Somewhere along the line they changed the routes or heights or something and it stopped. But it was fun while it lasted.

I see the teacher leaving the teaching profession and working at McDonald’s…

Wait and see what the scores on the quiz are later.

Unless the boys did some serious soundproofing, the whole school heard the film.

You have to feel sorry for the kids in the other classrooms, who got the soundtrack about grain, but WITHOUT THE PICTURES! ((The HORROR!))

(Mrs. Kovok’s class are still wonder why the square on the hypoteneuse of a right-angled triangle is equal to the sum of the early Mesopotamians…)