FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for April 09, 2020

makes me wonder already… how’s the actor who was in that purple dinosaur as well as those children actors/actresses costume doing now?

Actually, yes!

I feel the same way about *+@#$> Barney…

I’m kinda curious what the word was. I used to watch Jerry Springer with my uncle sometimes and IIRC most of the curse words were bleeped.

It’s nice to see Paige get some “air time” on this strip. Jason seems to get the lion’s share of strips.

Actually, I totally agree with the little one on this!

Jerry Springer – it helps you realize that your life really isn’t all that *$@&ed up after all.

The kid has the right idea about the Hell Wyrm, the Purple Paedophile, Satan’s Own Lizard, Barney.

https://youtu.be/8WLiIjv5vfI

I would gouge out my eyes before I watched Barney.

That said, kid vids can be fun. My wife’s hairdresser left the place she had been working & started doing house calls. She’d bring her daughter (then probably about 6), so while She got Her hair done, I hung with the kid. Sometimes we played with her Disney Princesses, sometimes we watched movies.

One time she brought a Care Bears video; I was dreading it, but I gotta tell you, I (and I should point out here that I am a Deadhead & old hippie, and so know whereof I speak) have never seen anything so acid-soaked and psychedelic!

Wasn’t there a leaked clip of Barney’s actor throwing off the costume’s helmet and swearing in front of the kids?

I remember a hacked version of DOOM where the monsters were replaced by Barnies. Great pleasure wiping them out.

I’m trying to figure out what curse word would go uncensored on daytime television while still being offensive enough that you wouldn’t want a toddler to say it. Maybe “bitch?” “You two timing bitch!” Does that track?

The way Katie is saying it, it’s almost like Samuel L. Jackson is playing the part of Barney.

Yes…yes you are. THAT is what you get paid the big bucks for.