FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for September 14, 2013

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    Zero-Gabriel  almost 9 years ago

    Try Coffee so strong that the spoon stands up on it’s own, even after you take it out of the cup or melts like it was dipped in acid.

    Or have at this…

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    cdward  almost 9 years ago

    Just chew the beans.

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    vwdualnomand  almost 9 years ago

    would you rather have thick coffee or that high priced coffee that comes from that jungle cat’s poop?

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    emjaycee  almost 9 years ago

    Coffee should be like beer: if I can drink it with a knife and fork, it’s good to go.

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    kd5sak  almost 9 years ago

    My Mom attempted to slip a dose of castor oil intomy 7 year old self by putting in a cup of coffee. Thatwas the last cup of coffee I ever drank. I’m just short of 81 now, by the way.(G) You coffee heads have always remained a mystery to me.

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    YatInExile Premium Member almost 9 years ago

    When you’ve poured enough into your cup, you’ll need a pair of scissors to cut the flow.

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    ChessPirate  almost 9 years ago

    Mmmmm! Coffee-flavored Coffee Toffee!

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    Doctor11  almost 9 years ago

    Wow, talk about strong! And I don’t even drink coffee.

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    jppjr  almost 9 years ago

    I always enjoy at least one slice of coffee in the morning.

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    The Life I Draw Upon  almost 9 years ago

    Ole-ver the coffee’s ready. I’ll get the sissors.

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    legaleagle48  almost 9 years ago

    It makes me think of a song I learned when I was in fourth grade: “C-O-F-F-E-E/Coffee is not for me/It’s a drink some people wake up with/That it makes them nervous is no myth/Slaves to a coffee cup/They can’t give coffee up!” My class used to sing it as a round.

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    Jiblet_VT  almost 9 years ago

    I think you mean emetic, i.e. – induces vomiting.

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