FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for February 16, 2013
Peter: Hi, I was hoping to get a haircut today. Woman: We're booked solid, unless you don't mind Suzette. Peter: Suzette? Woman: She's our intern from the cosmetology school. Peter: An intern? Gee, I don't know. Woman: Suzette, you have a potential customer. Suzette: Ooo! I havn't felt hair like this since the bearskin rug at my centerfold shoot! Peter: She'll do. Woman: Here's a bib.