FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for January 09, 2013
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Transcript:
Jason: So the secret to getting past the red orb guardian is to not attack him?? But he's huge! He's nasty! He's the most lethal video game creature ever! He towers above you with fists like anvils! Skulls litter the ground at his feet! And you're not supposed to even try to take this guy on in a fight? Jason: Wow. Talk about counter intuitive. Paige: Refresh my memory. You spend how many nanoseconds in the real world each day?
Once in LOTRO I saw an orc and thought I was supposed to attack him. Turns out he had like five times my character’s morale — that was the day I learned the virtues of fleeing for one’s life.