FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for December 13, 2012
Paige: I have the solution to your pimple problem, Paige. Paige: Reindeer antlers?! Jason: This way, if the kids at school call you "Rudolph" you can think they're talking about these and not the big red zit on your nose. Paige: I guess it's worth a shot. Thanks, Jason. Voice 1: Weirdo. Voice 2: Freak. Voice 3: Lunatic. Paige: You're supposed to be calling me rudolph!