FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for October 23, 2012
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Transcript:
Peter: So, Denise, what do you want to do Friday night? Denise: What do you want to do? Peter: We could go to the football game. Denise: And smooch under the stands. Peter: Or go to a movie Denise: And smooch in the back Peter: Or go get pizza or something. Denise: And smooch in a corner. Peter: Or we could just sit in the car and smooch. Denise: What kind of lame date is that?!
Football game? You realize, Peter, that your girlfriend isn’t capable of seeing tackles, incompletes, fumbles as well as touchdowns, don’t you?