FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for April 04, 2011
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Peter: AAAA! I can't possibly weigh this little! I eat every second of every day! Ice cream! Pizza! French fries! Galore! And I'm still lighter than air! Maybe if I jump up and down on the scale... Ok, I'm done. You can take your earplugs out now, Mom. Andy: Did you remember to close the garage door behind you?
Had a friend like that. I once watched him eat 37 ice cream sundaes in a single sitting. He couldn’t gain weight if he tried.