FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for August 23, 2010
Peter: What's with the video camera? Jason: We're shooting a movie. We've been inspired by the super-low-budget "Blair Witch Project." it's the sort of gross film we've dreamed of making ourselves. Peter: I saw it last week. It wasn't that gory. Jason: I meant goss in the $100 million sense. Peter: I'd roll my eyes, but those muscles are tired. Jason: "Day one" No sign of the Paige Witch, perhaps she is just a myth..." Marcus: She might be at the mall.