FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for July 13, 2010
Andy: You got sucked in by an infomercial?! Roger, what were you thinking?! Television: I want you to be as filthy rich as I am. Andy: "The Willy Millions rags-to-riches home study program"?! Andy: You paid $200?!? Television: Call today! Andy: Are you sure this isn't the comedy channel we're watching? Roger: Will you calm down? The thing has a 30-day money back guarantee. Television: Allow 31 days for shipping.