FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for July 09, 2009
July 08, 2009
July 10, 2009
Transcript:
Jason: Connecticut Avenue? I'll take that. St. James Place? I'll buy that too. Yes! Yes! Yesssss! I got all four railroads! Peter: You're playing Monopoly by yourself?? Jason: Call me a purist.
tbree almost 15 years ago
At least this way he can’t lose.
rayannina almost 15 years ago
If by “purist,” you mean “dunderhead” …
sestinatim almost 15 years ago
How does he make money to buy these properties if there’s no one else to land on them and pay him rent? I would think it more likely that Jason would come up with some sort of capitalistic revisions to the game so that he could more quickly become rich.
Winterbay almost 15 years ago
It’s not that hard. All you need is time since you will get money every turn by passing GO…
metawarr566 almost 15 years ago
Well, rayannina, he is playing monopoly. By definition, a monopoly is one person in control of everything.
gopuppy almost 15 years ago
Wow, metawarr566, that is extremely insightful!!!!!
But then there is another word for what Jason is doing which also begins with the letter “M”
mjlew01 almost 15 years ago
Monoploly without the hassle of beating other players/business competitors, just like a good republican,
ninmas almost 15 years ago
3rd panel, priceless
Sternvogel almost 15 years ago
He took out all the “Chance” and “Community Chest” cards that require him to pay money, and kept the ones such as “You have won second prize in a beauty contest! Collect $10”.
mrprongs almost 15 years ago
That’d be cheating. and worse yet, he’d only be cheating himself.
Ronscooter almost 15 years ago
it is never cheating…it is changing the rules to your advantage