FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for May 28, 2009
Andy: What's this? Peter: My proposed menu for dinner. Andy: I have my physics final first thing tomorrow morning, so I figured I should probably eat a really good meal tonight. Sort of like they do in competitive sports? Peter: I was thinking more like they do on death row. Andy: You know, it's funny- I never got these ulcer pains back when I was taking exams. Peter: By the way, in case I didn't specify, those should each be two-pound lobsters.