FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for March 21, 2009
Eileen: Give any thought to what we talked about? Jason: You were right, Eileen. It's obvious the root of all our problems is my obsession with keeping this thing secret. The only solution is to just grit my teeth, take the plunge, and admit to the world that I like you. Eileen: You're sure? Jason: Yup, in exactly 11 days I plan to shut it from the rooftops: "I like Eileen." Eileen: That wouldn't be April Fool's Day, by any chance, would it? Jason: Dang. I can't believe you caught that.