FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for February 21, 2009
Andy: Jason, sweetie, what's wrong? Jason: I kinda sorta told this girl at school that I kinda sorta might possibly in some infinitesimal atom-sized way, kinda sorta like her. I've always despised girls ,Mom! Have I lost my mind?! What does this mean?! Andy: Well, it probably means you're starting to mature. Jason: AAAA! Not that! Andy: ...kinda sorta. Jason: Oh, man- atoms are so big! Why didn't I tell her "quark-sized"?!