FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for November 13, 2008
Roger: Ok, kids, here's the situation: our house is one big swamp of soggy clutter, and your mother comes home in 22 hours. The way I see it, if we want to live, we've got one heck a long night ahead of us. Peter: Cleaning? Roger: Fleeing for the border. Child: You know, Dad, your jokes would be funnier if you didn't act so deadly serious. Roger: Dress warm. We're heading into winter.