FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for September 23, 2008
Andy: Peter, what do you want for lunch today? Peter: Oh, gosh, I dunno... Peanut butter and jelly would be good... bologna and cheese would be good... turkey... tuna... ham... salami... that egg salad you sometimes make... Andy: So, any of those? Peter: No, no- all of those. Andy: Did I mention I saw our grocer test-driving a porsche last week? Peter: You know, these "family sized" boxes are grossly mislabeled.