FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for December 20, 2007
Paige: I'd forgotten how happy you christmas specials make me. Frosty: More roast beast? Paige: So where have you been? I haven't seen you in years. Frosty: We've been right here. It's you who were taken away. Paige: Taken a way? By whom? Frosty: We call them the black forces, you know them better as "Melrose Place" and "Must-see TV." Paige: AAAA! And "Friends" was a re-run! What was I thinking?! Frosty: You missed poor Herbie here for something called "Sliders" Herbie: It's not wise to upset a future dentist.