FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for September 22, 2007
Peter: I just found out that I didn't make the Football team. Paige: What?! They cut you?! They can't do this! It's wrong! It's unfair! Who do they think they are?! What kind of wretched, cruel universe would allow this to happen?! Peter: Um, it's nice to see you take my side for a change. Paige: Now how am I supposed to meet that hunky boy who plays halfback?