FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for June 11, 2007
Jason: You're so lucky, Dad. You've got your job to go to all summer. Roger: Oh? Jason: It's so straightforward and predictable. You don't have to deal with the sort of option overload I'll be going through each day. Would I rather watch TV or play Nintendo? Would I rather goof off outside or inside? Would I rather see "Dragonheart" at 1:00 or 3:00? It's awful! Everything is a decision! Roger: Would you rather have this orange juice dumped on your head or in your lap?