FoxTrot by Bill Amend for February 12, 2023

even a kindergartener can do it (if the instructions are easily followed)

Besides, hearts ARE asymmetric.

If she didn’t know better, she would swear her kids were adopted!

Today’s classic FoxTrot Sunday strip:

https://www.gocomics.com/foxtrot/2002/02/10

Duh

Those were half-hearted attempts.

Paige and Peter need more help.

Mom needs to show them the other part of the “trick”.

Paige specializes in “Achy-Breaky Hearts” …

Maybe the kids are dysgraphic…

Oh, that is just so sad… That’s one of the basic they teach you in kindergarten!

You almost have to TRY to mess them up.

Wow….. that was so stupid, she explained it perfectly

That reminds me, I should start early on my wife’s Valentine poem, instead of dashing off a limerick on the morning of the 14th.

Mom is raising idiots.

Ah, now it’s clear why Jason has so many brains: they skimped on Paige and Peter, and he got their surplus.

Stupid doesn’t wash off.

Me thinks Paige needed just a few more instructions for that trick, hmm?

That would be my oldest kids….

wow… and I thought I was uncrafty

This might just be the most braindead the two older siblings have ever been.

I would think Peter would notice it looks like he’s holding a pair of t**s.

wait.. no super bowl comic?

Don’t worry Paige, you got till Tuesday (2-14-2023)to perfect it…

they need an APP for that

sadly, there is no app for that…

I don’t see a heart but I do see a diamond and a club, so that’s something.

Back to remedial kindergarten

Am I the only one who actually cut hearts this way before being told otherwise?

Does not help she got stupid kids….

The one paige is holding in the last panel the closest to a real heart