FoxTrot by Bill Amend for April 10, 2022

you’re a genius, Roger, a real dummy of a genius

Always fun to see what leads up to the train wreck

Oh. My.

your mother doesn’t see??? HAHAHAHA

Today’s classic Sunday strip we’re missing:

https://www.gocomics.com/foxtrot/2001/04/08

You’ll also need an extra pair of golf pants when you are out on the green. It’s a new rule in the game.

It seem that “they” are afraid you might get a hole in one.

My mother had a degree in accounting. Dad brought home the pay check and gave it to her; then she gave him an “allowance”. (When credit cards were invented, they didn’t bother to get one.)

Oh, and Dad thought golf was a stupid way to ruin a good walk.

A different family from the Foxes, to be sure.

The plan is getting brillianter by the minit!

I see where Jason gets his idiocy from.

Depending how you define “middle aged”, Shane Lowry could qualify (though he’s not left-handed).

Whether it’s playing golf or chess, there’s no win for Roger Fox.

This comic strip has no decline in quality over the years. Thank God for Foxtrot.

Another flaw in an otherwise ‘brilliant’ plan.

The reason for Phil Mickelson’s ‘time away’ is that he is most likely suspended from the PGA tour due to his Saudi golf league fiasco.https://www.theguardian.com/sport/2022/feb/26/phil-mickelsons-spectacular-fall-and-golfs-infighting-over-saudi-riches

I wanna be featured

A brilliant plan, you say? At least it’s not a cunning plan. Those never work!

Dream big, but beware of the big fall.

Make sure you don’t leave your second cell phone lying around…

Hmm?

He can get them the same place you buy left handed baseball bats

Reminds me to pick up a left handed basketball

Can he rent golf clubs to try them out before blowing money on them?

Poor Peter! He needs the Official Bizarro World Dictionary. All the Foxes use Bizarro definitions for some words.

Well, my left handed brother plays with a righty set. Or did. I don’t think either of us have touched clubs in over a decade. In fact, mine just went to a charity shop last month.

Sorry, Roger, but you’re a duffer!

Are left-handed golf clubs really a thing?

i waited a whole week for this.

Like a VISA?

At least he’s optimistic, but he’ll probably be twice as worse

And Roger is still married how?

I don’t think he’s very tech savy