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FoxTrot by Bill Amend for January 26, 2020

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    Concretionist  over 1 year ago

    I’m pretty sure that liquified pizza tastes exactly as good as it sounds. I’m pretty sure I’d prefer the diet.

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    TEMPLO S.U.D.  over 1 year ago

    do you expect, Roger, for Andy to clean out the blender you just dirtied?

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    PoodleGroomer  over 1 year ago

    A blender can not liquify pizza without beer or wine for fluid content.

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    allen@home  over 1 year ago

    Well Peter is very impressed.

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    if(comicStrip == "funny") {return "laughter";}  over 1 year ago

    He actually looks sort of slimmer.

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    dadoctah  over 1 year ago

    Somebody get Guy Fieri on the phone!

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    mrcooncat  over 1 year ago

    Liquefying pizza will not remove the caloric content. Get yourself a good House Elf , who can prepare foods which are not fattening. After all, it seemed to work at Hogwarts. If I’d eaten like those kids at that age, I’d be a candidate for “My 600 lb. Life” ….

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    mail2jbl  over 1 year ago

    Like father, like son!

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    cubswin2016  over 1 year ago

    There is a fine line between genius and insanity.

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    Ellis97  over 1 year ago

    Bleh. That looks awful.

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    chris_o42  over 1 year ago

    But that destroys all the chewy, gooey, cheesy beauty of a slice of pizza!

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    chromosome Premium Member over 1 year ago

    It might taste good, but I couldn’t handle the texture!

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    Brain Pudding  over 1 year ago

    Now, he could freeze that on a stick and have a pizza-cicle.

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    Kroykali  over 1 year ago

    Today’s classic Sunday strip we’re missing:

    https://www.gocomics.com/foxtrot/1998/02/08

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    scyphi26  over 1 year ago

    On one side, I feel I should be impressed, while on the other, I have to admit a pizza smoothie doesn’t seem THAT appetizing to me…

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    marilynnbyerly  over 1 year ago

    I had a college friend who broke her jaw. She fainted from the flu onto a marble floor. Her meals consisted of soups and purees of regular food. Most wasn’t disgusting, and she didn’t lose much weight. Desserts can be pureed, too.

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    BiggerNate91  over 1 year ago

    That must be like the liquid food from WALL-E.

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    garysmigs  over 1 year ago

    My uncle had a pool table in his basement and during one visit as we played he offered a beverage. Upon opening his basement fridge it held only quart bottles of Stroh’s. Upon seeing my expression he said, “My doctor told me to drop down to one beer a day.”

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    WCraft Premium Member over 1 year ago

    That must have been a really moist pizza – extra sauce?

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    DCBakerEsq  over 1 year ago

    Excuse me while I barf …

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    kauri44  over 1 year ago

    It looks like the product of a Bass-o-matic.

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    Stephen Gilberg  over 1 year ago

    I wouldn’t make that smoothie, but if someone offered it to me, I honestly would try it.

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    Calliope22471  over 1 year ago

    Loopholes are great!

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    jmworacle  over 1 year ago

    Nobody can be THAT desperate for a pizza

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    calvin.hobbes  over 1 year ago

    There is a Zits comic like this.

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    BrenHanks  over 1 year ago

    First off, Peter your not smart and two drinking is basically the same as eating

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    TheJustinator  10 months ago

    How-

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    LAClippers [A.S.A]  6 months ago

    Yes, from your mom.

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