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FoxTrot by Bill Amend for September 16, 2018

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    TEMPLO S.U.D.  10 months ago

    the lads’ get-rich-quick schemes sure are ludicrous

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    Whizzer42  10 months ago

    Since the Earth’s human population is less than eight billion, even selling a share to each person will leave them short of their goal.

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    JonGl Premium Member 10 months ago

    The real punch line, of course, belongs to Marcus. I don’t think they thought this plan through very well… ;-)

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    possiblekim  10 months ago

    Bitcoin in a nutshell

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    fmalcus Premium Member 10 months ago

    Where do I sign for the IPO?

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    WaitingMan  10 months ago

    How big is a quadrillion? If you wanted to count to a quadrillion, if you went at the rate of one number per second, you would finish in approximately 22 million years. Good luck with that printer, boys.

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    littlejohn  10 months ago

    He might find an answer in the book of Numbers. But then again he probably doesn’t look for wise insights.

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    bbbmorrell  10 months ago

    They have a more thought out business plan than a lot of e-companies.

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    thelost wizard  10 months ago

    Ah, the Venezuelan economic model.

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    indysteve9  10 months ago

    Wouldn’t Jason’s plan be considered a Ponzi scheme?

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    Ultra-Geek 44  10 months ago

    Well, about that business plan of yours…

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    TheBrawlKing  10 months ago

    They may be smart academically, but they can be real idiots sometimes

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    skyriderwest  10 months ago

    I expect the securities regulators will step in and shut them down long before they reach their goal.

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    WASTEE Premium Member 10 months ago

    Why not? This is how the “robber barons” of the nineteenth century made their fortunes. This is why we have a Securities and Exchange Commission.

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    yangeldf  10 months ago

    This reminds me of the internet company that animated the “Angry Dad” cartoon from the Simpsons

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    Trond Sätre Premium Member 10 months ago

    A bit similar to Jason’s attempt at selling internet ad space by making a website that consists entirely of offers to sell the visitors ad space.

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    Night-Gaunt49  10 months ago

    Jason needs to learn to deep think such things.

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    Stephen Gilberg  10 months ago

    One of the rare times Roger appears smarter than Jason.

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    Seed_drill  10 months ago

    I think Mr. Ponzi had a similar plan over 100 years ago.

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    Sailor46 USN 65-95  10 months ago

    Each person on earth would need to buy 142,860 shares. I’m betting they are going to come up a little short. I’m not buying any.

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    Asharah  10 months ago

    Ivan Boesky would be proud!

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    Petemejia77  10 months ago

    Where’s Paige to punch his fish face?

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    tornadoprevention  10 months ago

    This is like selling a truck load of watermelons at a dollar each that they bought per dollar each. The only way they are going make money is get a bigger truck and still sell them at a dollar each…. The only one that’s making money on this deal is the ink cartridge company

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    Quincy_Knows_Best  10 months ago

    Quadrillion seems a little too much.

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    Connor Robertson  8 months ago

    This kid’s a genius.

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    PointBreak  5 months ago

    Their plan won’t even work. Basic supply and demand says that the more stock certificates flood the market, the less they will be worth. That means that Roger will only be losing money, and the company will be valued at the same amount as before.

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