Morton, you show-off being able to climb a rope in gym class. (Also, Tarzan? More like Twerpzan.)
Tarzan aka Lord Greystoke has excellent diction. Except when Olympic swimmer Jonny Weissmuller played him.
“Le-aheeaheeah! I screech to you with jongle-love, yays?” — Bepe Le Pew
I wonder how Morton would help Paige? Push her up?
Morton must’ve used a ladder.
“Tarzan teach you to jump. You simply hop, a little, but higher… …next, Tarzan teach you advanced calculus.”
Looks like morton needs to put his gym shorts back on too. Boxers, not briefs
I’m surprised today’s strip isn’t about Jason and Marcus going to see Black Panther in theaters.
LOL!!!!This is the funniest thing I’ve seen in a long time.
They are sort of related. Tarzan is so much better at being African than the locals as written by a white man. Now even though Black Panther was created by white men he and his country of Wakanda are better than any other real African nation.
I enjoyed the film greatly. Just one thing I would have personally liked that wasn’t used in the film concerned Dr. Ulysses Klaw was what was depicted in the earliest incarnation of him. That he is also a scientist, Master of Sound. In the comic he created a device that could turn sound energy into red versions of animals. And upon defeat, he is dying and there is just a spark left in his machine to hybridize him. Sadly it was not used. But that is my own predilection there. Doesn’t harm the movie at all.
It looks like Morton took off more than just his shirt…
How did Morton the nerd climb the rope, but Paige the girl who beats up her brother who’s about the same size as Jason can’t?
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