FoxTrot by Bill Amend for March 02, 2014

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    TiffWHO  over 8 years ago

    At least he didn’t ask you to Prom…yet.

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    wndrwrthg  over 8 years ago

    Don’t refuse the Muse.

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    davbart92663  over 8 years ago

    Ah, Paige. Look ahead 20 years, that nerdy kid will invent your generation’s Facebook, all the N’Sync Boys autographs you could want, they perform at your wedding, think of it…

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    Alexander the Good Enough  over 8 years ago

    Paige? A straight A? In anything academic?

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    skeeterhawk  over 8 years ago

    I was hoping he wasn’t doing your work for you, Paige. Or he’d coerce you to do him some … favors.

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    Dabattlebacca  over 8 years ago

    He needs a harp.

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    Constantinepaleologos  over 8 years ago

    That’s a tunic, my friend. Methinks you don’t know what a toga is.

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    paha_siga  over 8 years ago

    I think he is a muse in the way that because of him, Paige is afraid to look up from her study books.

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    Mel-T-Pass Premium Member over 8 years ago

    C’mon, Paige, think this through logically. Morton is going to be a millionaire by the time he’s 25. Give him a chance.

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    vldazzle  over 8 years ago

    I had lots of friends with whom I discussed deep things and even learned from, but they were not the group of friends who I dated. As a young girl I was only interested in physical attributes for a date, and even when I married. Now I know that both are important and I have a man who I find fabulously attractive and all that, but he also shares many hobbies and enjoys intellectual studies with me as well. I was worried that politics could be a wedge, but we discussed our views somewhat this morning and (although we have different starting points) we actually concur.

    As to Paige, it has been said: Youth is wasted on the young.

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    Doctor11  over 8 years ago

    Oh, Morton is her muse all right, but Paige will never admit it ever.

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    Bengator  over 8 years ago

    FIRST!!!!!

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    Bengator  over 8 years ago

    YO U FOOLS DONT KNOW WUT A TOGA IS!!!!! LOL :)

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    Bengator  over 8 years ago

    I LIKE TO EAT POO

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    Dry and Dusty Premium Member over 8 years ago

    Morton in a toga? MY EYES, MY EYES, BRAIN BLEACH, STAT! It is NOT WORTH THE GOOD GRADES! No Sir!

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    dmg123  over 8 years ago

    maybe he named 1 of his zits after u paige

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    dmg123  over 8 years ago

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    Caribena  over 8 years ago

    Are those blackheads?

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