FoxTrot by Bill Amend for January 06, 2013
Peter: You've been playing "League of the Ancients" all day. Jason: I have to. This is how I earn my living. Peter: Huh? Jason: Professional gaming can be quite lucrative. You'd be surprised. It's not easy, mind you. I have to play constantly to keep up with all the different strategies. Peter: So where's the money come from? Jason: Most pros try to get really good so they can win tournaments and get sponsors. I'm going with a different approach. Peter: Which is? Jason: To be really, really horrible. Peter: I don't follow. Jason: Keep in mind this is a team game... computer: Dude, please don't join this match, we'll pay you.