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FoxTrot by Bill Amend for June 26, 2011

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    rayannina  about 8 years ago

    C’mon, Andy — don’t you want to be prepared when the zombies show up?

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    Nabuquduriuzhur  about 8 years ago

    Awww, Dad! So what if the nerf guns can shoot particle beams…

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    Rakkav  about 8 years ago

    In case of a Klingon landing, accidental or not…In case the Borg come to assimilate us…In case the Mogadorians from I Am Number Four come to decimate us first…

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    Rakkav  about 8 years ago

    Oh yeah, in case whatever-it-is that threatens the Earth in Green Lantern comes back for a second run…(haven’t seen that movie yet)

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    spamster  about 8 years ago

    Hey, zombies are REAL. How else do you explain corporate america

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    florchi  about 8 years ago

    Kidding aside, here are a couple books on the (zombie) subject by Wade Davis, noted anthropologist / ethnobotanist /Harvard scientist: Davis, Wade (1985 & 1997). The Serpent and the Rainbow. Davis, Wade (1988). Passage of Darkness.

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    bmwk12ltc  about 8 years ago

    in case of an earthquake I heard an expert say the worse thing you can do is get under something that will collapse. He said you have a better chance if you lay beside a structure even a desk as it will crush as far as it can and then support heavier structures that fall on it leaving a space around it that you can survive in.

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    x_Tech Premium Member about 8 years ago

    In case you missed it, here’s the CDCs’ recommendations for the Zombie Apocalypse

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    zevkraut  about 8 years ago

    every comic is about jason nowadays

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    Destiny23  about 8 years ago

    In case of nuclear attack, get in your lead-lined refrigerator. Worked for Indiana Jones!

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    Stephen Gilberg  about 8 years ago

    Preparing for a zombie apocalypse actually has benefits for other emergency situations, so…

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    Doctor11  about 8 years ago

    Groan What is it with people believing that zombies are going to overrun the world? It’s not going to happen!

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    Nabuquduriuzhur  about 8 years ago

    There aren’t predictions of zombies in Scripture, but there is some weird stuff ahead, though. Read Revelation 9. Some pretty strange stuff going on in verses 1-11, with demonic entities being released from the Abyss to attack people. They “sting” people and they are in torment for up to five months. People will literally be trying to kill themselves to get away from the pain and they won’t be able to die. That’s a weird thought in itself. Jump off a bridge on to rocks below, get all smashed up and and you still can’t die. The only remedies are when the five months are over or to get saved, i.e. “They were told not to harm the grass of the earth or any plant or tree, but only those people who did not have the seal of God on their foreheads.” v.4

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    tengu99  about 8 years ago

    The advice Jason gives is wrong. Most desks and tables are not designed to support the weight of a building faling on them. Its better to be on the floor next to heavy equipment like a fridge or car.

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    GeraldTarrant  about 8 years ago

    Jason prepares to play HvZ.

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    JoePhan  about 8 years ago

    man i wish i could get my nerf guns to do that!

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    Biltil Premium Member about 8 years ago

    Everyone knows zombies have to be decapitated or set on fire. Fitting the saw blades on the nerf gun should be easy enough (Gordon Freeman could do it). Now to fill the super soaker with flammable liqiud :)

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    firedome  about 8 years ago

    @Doctor11you’re absolutely right…the vampires who currently run our government won’t let them!

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    gorba  about 8 years ago

    Al Gore invented zombies.

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    DerkinsVanPelt218  about 8 years ago

    In case Shredder takes over New York…In case Team Rocket starts looting our Pokémon…In case Rita sends us a monster to destroy our city…In case the Decepticons invade our country…

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    Creature950  about 8 years ago

    Some scientists think that puffer fish venom, and some other ingredients, can be used to make “zombie powder”.

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    edgeways  about 8 years ago

    yeeeeah… they also have angles.. erm.. “taking advantage of” women (can’t say the “r” word here) in scripture and the earth is flat and so on and so on.

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    silentshadow  about 8 years ago

    If you ask me, that sounds fun,(the nerf gun stuff)

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    DCBoy  about 8 years ago

    Jason, In case you didn’t know…Zombies aren’t real.

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    silentshadow  about 8 years ago

    i want one of his nerf guns(real bad)

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    fmasroor  over 7 years ago

    The CDC has a plan for a zombie apocalypse.

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    sonicmario2  over 7 years ago

    Call bloom and doom seed companies

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