FoxTrot by Bill Amend for May 08, 2011

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    DerkinsVanPelt218  over 12 years ago

    Maybe Morton should go with another nerd girl. I know they exist, otherwise there wouldn’t be any Quorra or Neytiri cosplayers.

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    garfield246  over 12 years ago

    Didn’t Paige have to kiss him in a school play once?

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    Thomas Skogestad  over 12 years ago

    Mass market success!!!

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    Sandfan  over 12 years ago

    Use that computer to search for pimple remedies.

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    twj0729  over 12 years ago

    What don’t you understand about “NO!”

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    Fogger_man  over 12 years ago

    Is there something wrong with plain old ENGLISH?

    I have a feeling it’s not the fault of the Romance Languages, Morton…

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    athomas917  over 12 years ago

    Anyone notice the Maximilian figurine from”The Black Hole”?

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    jlerner Premium Member over 12 years ago

    Three cheers for Bender Rodriguez!

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    dcmatthews  over 12 years ago

    I’m thinking these guys don’t understand the meaning of the term “Romance” languages…

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    legaleagle48  over 12 years ago

    The other two are Romanian (“Bună ziua, iubirea mea”) and Catalan (“Olá, meu amor”), Chikuku.

    I’m just surprised he didn’t try the language from which the Romance languages all descended – Latin (“Salve, amor meum.”)

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    kittenpah  over 12 years ago

    Strangely, 20 years later, after all of the jocks got fat and bald, us geeks got a LOT more attention from the same girls.

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    ponytail56  over 12 years ago

    once asked my son “what part of no don’t you understand” . he answered “the O” the first letter in the word OUCH which you will yell when I whip your butt.

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    surgeon24  over 12 years ago

    Athomas, I noticed Maximillian! We are such nerds :)

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    Ernest Lemmingway  over 12 years ago

    Morton, take some advice from a fellow nerd. You’re not getting anywhere with someone as shallow and status-minded as Paige during high school.

    @kittenpah: Of course we do! We’re the ones with the money, the power, and, rather sadly, the jobs as of late. Of course, never stop asking what it is they really want. You, or your money? Okay, they all want our money, but still.

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    legaleagle48  over 12 years ago

    That’s because the geeks were the ones who ended up with all the money, kittenpah!

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    Rakkav  over 12 years ago

    athomas917, I thought he looked familiar - thanks for the identification!

    Nothing like a comic strip about romance to bring out the cynics in our readership… those who think everyone else has lived the same sort of miserable lives they have. Thankfully, we haven’t.

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    delaterra  over 12 years ago

    Legaleagle, in Catalan it’s “Hola” with an h and no accent :) It’s my monther tongue, by the way. You can see they’ve used an automatic translator, because in Catalan you say “Hola, amor meu”.

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    mrcharmander934  over 12 years ago

    Corsican? Of course I can! (LOL, You guys are probably going to start groaning at that little pun.)

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    daguru9  over 12 years ago

    Speaking of geeks: Bender, R2D2, and Maximilian are sitting on the desk… :)

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    Banjo Evans  over 12 years ago

    Paige isn’t that shallow? I’ve been reading Foxtrot for years, I think she’s EXACTLY that shallow.

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    vldazzle  over 12 years ago

    Funny I can read ALL the comments before I can manage to see the toon many times lately.

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    iFerrarifan  about 12 years ago

    Oh btw, any Temari cosplayers?

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    fmasroor  over 11 years ago

    I should actually try this… 3 rejects and counting! =(

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    phoenixnyc  about 2 years ago

    How exactly does he have her number?

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    Hypercar  about 1 year ago

    romance languages are actually languages based on latin

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