FoxTrot by Bill Amend for December 12, 2010
Paige: Don't you have a big book report to do? Jason: I'm writing it as we speak. Paige: No you aren't! You're playing World of Warquest! Jason: Unlike some people, I can multitask. See all those monsters I'm killing? I'm doing it in such a way that their corpses are arranged to form letters and words on the ground. Then it's a simple matter of printing our screenshots for my teacher. My introductory paragraph alone got me 240,000 experience points and a sweet blue dagger. Paige: And mom wonders why I go psycho that your grades are better than mine. Jason: Oh, shoot. Those ogres should've been capitalized.