FoxTrot by Bill Amend for August 29, 2010
Transcript:
Wolverine: Magneto should be around here somewhere... Jason: Whoa! That's Wolverine! Obi-Wan Kenobi: Luke, wake up! Jason: Huh? Obi-Wan Kenobi: I need you to come with me to Alderaan. Jason: Whoa! It's Obi-Wan Kenobi! Gollum: Master, wake up! Jason: Huh? Gollum: Smeagol know a way into Mordor! Jason: Whoa! It's Gollum! Andy: Jason, wake up! Jason: Huh? Andy: You know, it was a lot easier to get you out of bed before you saw "Inception". Jason: Ten more minutes, please?? Dream level 6 was going to have zombies!
rayannina over 14 years ago
Perfect! Bill Amend wins the Internet!
Frankr over 14 years ago
I don’t get it. What’s Inception?
margueritem over 14 years ago
A great movie that’s playing now. It explores layers of dreams.
garfield246 over 14 years ago
Everyone hates having perfect dreams interrupted.
Rakkav over 14 years ago
My dreams don’t have layers, they have bowls of spaghetti.
buildingbridges over 14 years ago
“Precious!!! My little precious… .”
Coyoty Premium Member over 14 years ago
I keep thinking about all the money I’ll make on “Star Wars” and “Lost” and “Harry Potter” and “Foxtrot” when I wake up, and then I remember how long I remember my dreams when I wake up.
abatheguy over 14 years ago
Final dream level: Jason as Scott Pilgrim!
Sandfan over 14 years ago
COYOTY - I have the same problem; as soon as I wake up, the dreams start fading and are forgotten.
i_am_the_jam over 14 years ago
6? Bah, I once had 7 :D
camircase over 14 years ago
I went to see Inception, but unfortunately I fell asleep.
ses1066 over 14 years ago
Mom as the “Person from Porlock” which considerably predates all of the above allusions.
Ermine Notyours over 14 years ago
He sleeps with his glasses on? In Cul de Sac, they weren’t wearing glasses when they should have been.
SquidGamerGal over 14 years ago
Sorry, pal! But I’m afraid your days of sleeping in are OVER!
Dapperdan61 Premium Member over 14 years ago
That’s what’s called the kick to wake up the dreamer. Could have been Paige waking him up in Zombie world
finsfan4ever over 14 years ago
Kids get to have all the good dreams……sigh
tbree over 14 years ago
Hey Nabuquduriuzhur, have you ever considered that you may be a Demon? (See Piers Anthony’s book ‘Demons Don’t Dream.’)
jkoskov over 14 years ago
Hmm… nothing a good dose of reality can’t cure.
ChukLitl Premium Member over 14 years ago
They have wheelchair ramps & braille. What can be done for those who have lost access to the dreamtime? It seems a more serious affliction. You seem to cope well, the funny pages must help.
Was level 6 the zombies? His progressive levels are regressing, temporally. Mine go other directions. Spoiler alert: When you get to the black jaguar, watchyourass.
longtimecomicsfan over 14 years ago
We just need to plant this one little idea in Jason’s head: “…you…are…a…cartoon…character!”
tamron over 14 years ago
@Chikuku: Gonna make us wait a couple of days before you tell us how it comes out?
yizzy over 14 years ago
he is always up to date with his comics!! it’s great!
DerkinsVanPelt218 over 14 years ago
I never thought a movie about lucid dreaming could be so successful.
Me_Again about 14 years ago
I want to see Inception, but I don’t think my mom will let me watch it…
DerkinsVanPelt218 about 14 years ago
I think that one of the levels had Jason as The Last Airbender.
foxsurrickgocomic almost 12 years ago
I LOVE INCEPTION!!!!!! It’s the best movie ever!
dangerj03 over 11 years ago
Again,I have the best Gollum impresion ever
Comic-Inator about 4 years ago
Jason is 42, Paige is 46, Peter is 48, Andy is 74, and Roger is 77, in real time.
Josequeen over 3 years ago
AAAA GOLLUM BLEUGH
Boxo croco says happy derby almost 3 years ago
Bwaaaah!
Extension Cord almost 2 years ago
Is it really laggy for anyone? No? Just me?