FoxTrot by Bill Amend for April 25, 2010

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    Vista Bill Raley and Comet™  about 12 years ago

    Wish I’d know about that when I played golf years ago!

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    hawgowar  about 12 years ago

    I have divots the size of spy satellites, that fly almost as high.

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    abatheguy  about 12 years ago

    Reminds me of that “Book of Peter: know thy loopholes” strip. Now he doesn’t have to play golf when the hole is in a lake.

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    Rodney99  about 12 years ago

    I carry a dozen bright orange balls. That’ll usually last me through at least six holes before I run out…

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    Dkram  about 12 years ago

    Take up mini golf, less stressful.


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    NE1956  about 12 years ago

    Golf is men in ugly pants, walking. I think Rosie O said that.

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    Liorocks8  about 12 years ago

    he’s lieing

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    twj0729  about 12 years ago

    I love the hat!

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    Allison Nunn Premium Member about 12 years ago

    Discovered I can hit the ball behind me farther than in front……. (backswing is wicked I guess!) No golf for me!

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    CarolinaGirl  about 12 years ago

    I just don’t keep score….makes the game so much more fun!!

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    pawpawbear  about 12 years ago

    OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! The low score wins. Who knew??????

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    Seed_drill  about 12 years ago

    I gave up that vile sport. Literally, I was never able to break 100. Lessons, playing weekly, it didn’t matter. I once sliced a drive so bad it almost landed even with where I was standing.

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    gillbillvolume1  about 12 years ago

    I shot an 80 once ! Then I found that scores at Putt Putt didn’t count :0(

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    ninmas  about 12 years ago

    “all sanity is lost.”

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    starmerchant  about 12 years ago

    I combine golf with the kids’ Easter egg hunt. The balls are bigger (and more colorful) - and after teeing off, I don’t have to chase it around all over the place.

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    freeholder1  about 12 years ago

    Someone tell me there isn’t an avatar orgy going on on this page with the term “Get your avatar”. And they bleep me for anything even vaguely prurient?

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    avonsalis  about 12 years ago

    The idea of Jason having the slightest interest whatsoever in anybody female is beyond what I can imagine. I guess I’ve read about 20 years too may of Foxtrot to picture it … Actually, the sight of any 11-year-old boy at all, nerd or not, seriously trying to make themself appealing to girls is too appalling to want to see. (Or to smell either, now that there’s Axe.)

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    BoomBaby  about 12 years ago

    sweating is not a good sign

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    avonsalis  about 12 years ago

    If you’re talking about Dad, I think it’s the pouring rain that you’re seeing the remnants of, not any sweat.

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    Rakkav  about 12 years ago

    Played gold just once. Had a little over 100. On nine holes. Interesting adventure. I went on to master other things.

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    magnamax  about 12 years ago

    It was supposed to be called GOLFB but no-one could pronounce it. (Growing Old Looking For Balls)

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    jetblast3500  over 11 years ago

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    My Favorite Stargate golf one was when O’Neil and Teal’c were stuck in the time loop, and they served up the longest drives ever through the stargate.

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    raweno  over 9 years ago

    Got this Merit Badge too…LOL

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    TraverseIce  about 1 year ago

    lol Roger gets 98 in 5 holes… i get 108 in 18 holes (and yes 108 in 18 holes is very bad)

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