FoxTrot by Bill Amend for September 06, 2009
teacher: Welcome, everyone. I thought we could spend this first week of school discussing the book you were assigned to read to read over summer. "The Red Badge of Courage". Anyone care to tell me some of its themes? Anyone? Ok, let's back up a bit. Who wants to tell me what it's about? How about the name of the main character? The name of the author? The color of the book jacket? Yes, Peter? Peter: I think it was light blue. Well, the good news is I'm currently the top student in my English class. Andy: And the bad news?