FoxTrot for August 30, 2009

We had to wait an extra week for a new cartoon. I’m so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so …… happy we have a new strip today. :D

I”m not even going to start typing about my feelings over twitter.

I just stood up…. I just started walking… I realize my felt foot has a cramp… I just realized I can’t spell the word left… My left foot still is cramped… Called personal taxi cab to haul my lazy #$$ to kitchen… Darned driver wants a tip… Begs people that read this entry to donate to the me myself and my taxi company… I’m going fishing…. Checking my gear…. Hooked my finger.. Dang that hurt… Dang that really hurt… Oh dear I’m bleeding…. Gotta call an ambulance… Calling 911…. Still bleeding… Realized I can type with my knose… …but not very well.. I realize I don’t have a life… I’m so so so so so so so…..