FoxTrot by Bill Amend for January 11, 2009
January 04, 2009
January 18, 2009
Transcript:
Voice from television: For this exercise, begin by touching your toes. I said touch your toes... Andy: You're supposed to be playing Wii fit! Roger: It was too hard. Jason: OK, when the Stormtroopers come, pres a-b-a....
wndrwrthg over 15 years ago
“I don’t touch my toes, and they don’t touch me”.
Tetsuo over 15 years ago
“How can I touch them if I can’t actually see them?”
i_am_the_jam over 15 years ago
Why would it be hard for him? He’s as skinny as a twig, geez…
kfaatz925 over 15 years ago
Might have this wrong, but:
Q: What did Jackie Gleason believe existed, even though he’d never seen them?
A: His feet.
Something like that, anyway.
Digital Frog over 15 years ago
Nobody moves, and nobody gets hurt…
611Kwel over 15 years ago
Jason has the right idea. Exercise those finger muscles instead.
shadowcougar8 over 15 years ago
Hard is in the eye of the beholder
LateToTheGame over 15 years ago
Isn’t that “beerholder”?
NicodemusLegend over 15 years ago
Amend is known for tossing in complex codes and such that actually mean something, as opposed to just for laughs. I wonder what’s supposed to happen if one follows Jason’s instructions?
liljmoney192 over 15 years ago
this is reallly funny i like it
abbers21 over 15 years ago
funny
DerkinsVanPelt218 over 13 years ago
Just find another exercise-like one you can cheat at by holding a Big Mac, a Frappuccino, or any other calorie-dense food item.
comicsfannate over 11 years ago
If they have a Wii, why are they using Nintendo 64 controllers?
Tijaro about 4 years ago
roger cant see his toes XD
k1401308 almost 4 years ago
Wii!