FoxTrot by Bill Amend for July 22, 2007

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Paige: Aaaaa! Summer's going by too fast! Jason: There's an easy way to change that. Paige: Oh? Jason: Since time flies. When you're having fun, just be miserable and it'll slow to a crawl. If Mom makes eggplant souffle, ask for seconds. If dad wants to play chess, say, "best of 99"? If you notice your bedroom door is closed, open it so Quincy can sneak in and barf on your pillow. Paige: You'd love that. Jason: That's ok. I want MY summer to zoom by. Paige: Peter, help me attach this bolt to my door. Jason: It's a win-win, Paige! Don't be selfish!