FoxTrot by Bill Amend for October 11, 2006
Peter: I'm so dead. Paige: Why's that? Peter: I have to write a two-page essay about "Hamlet" for school tomorrow. Paige: How far along are you? Peter: I've finished one page. Paige: That's not bad. You're half-done. Peter: I meant with the reading. Paige: So... casket or cremation?