FoxTrot by Bill Amend for January 23, 2006

Transcript:

Andy: What are you working on? Jason: My soon-to-be-best-selling memoir. I figure if I make it really sad and inspirational, Oprah will select it for her book club, and I'll rake in gajillions. Should I say I was born in a dumpster, or raised by sewer rats? Andy: What?! Jason: Ooo! I know! Both!