FoxTrot by Bill Amend for January 09, 2006
Man: Welcome to the apple store. Jason: Spare me the pleasantries, peon. I'm your boss, Steve Jobs. I'm giving my big macworld keynote tomorrow and I've forgotten exactly what ultra-top-secret new products I'll be introducing. I need you to show them to me. and be discreet...the internet's spies are everywhere. Man: I could start by showing you the door. Jason: Excellent. Would this be an iDoor or a powerdoor?