FoxTrot by Bill Amend for July 07, 2005
Transcript:
Jason: Use these glowsticks if you see British troops arriving. One if by land, two if by sea. Three if by air. Four if by land and sea. Five if by air and sea. Six if by land and air. Seven if by land, sea and air. Eight if by underground by teleporter. Ten if by other. Peter: You know, Paul Revere kept it a lot simpler. Jason: Please. The man banged metal for a living.
Paul Revere didn’t have to worry about bomber planes, but the land and sea options might have been reasonable